I’ve finished assigning everyone who signed up for combat training and exercises. Your new student is named Shouto, and username is #57A7C5. You’ve got a lot in common, but his attitude about it is better than your shitty one, so don’t be surprised if he surpasses you. This is just a tip, but focus on countering his “quirk” first and seeing what he does.
But I also assigned you two teachers, too. Nanjo #4FB6C3, and Dextera #030066. You can greet Nanjo right away, if you want, but while you’re still healing, focus on Dextera, first. He has a lot you can learn from.
Oh, and your sparring partner is Caramia #B90B3C. Go tell him you’re a cripple but you’ll fight him later.
There are no changes. If you back out of this, you’re letting everyone down, so go tell them yourself and don’t waste my time again. I’m not holding your hand through all of this, but you can let me know if you have questions. That’s all.
I'm not asking you to do anything but listen to them without being an ass. What do you want? Coffee? I found a stash recently. It tastes just like everything else, but I bet it's caffeinated.
[Have his observation skills been at work or is this a lucky guess??]
[ What the actual fuck. You cheating motherfucker. Fushimi really, really wants to tell him to fuck off (especially since Guren effectively ended their last conversation with the virtual equivalent of a hang up), but also.
The caffeine withdrawal has been doing him even dirtier than Guren. ]
[ Fushimi can. Probably pay attention? Maybe? Oh god, does he have to look like he's listening, because Fushimi hates things like making eye contact or --
[ dextera is inexplicably nervous to send this message, but he thought it would be nice! he's spent enough time at guren's house to know what's up around there, and it feels like a good time to check on fushimi. ]
Hello, Fushimi. It's Dextera.
I heard from Guren that Yata has become a statue. I know that kind of thing can be scary. I'm sure he'll be back to normal in no time, but is there anything you need in the interim?
[ oh no... is it wrong to laugh? it’s probably wrong to laugh, which is why dextera is glad that he’s on the other side of a computer screen right about now. it’s just that he can see it, and fushimi’s lack of amusement, too. ]
I’m sorry to hear that. [ like yata died ] I think the statues are breakable, so hopefully he won’t get hurt in such a delicate position.
[ This is honestly a vast improvement; this boy once refused to eat peas for so long everyone started offering to eat them for him until he realized they were trying to be friends and then he spitefully ate all his peas. ]
[ dextera will take "whatever," since the secret was that he was always going to gather up whatever he could find to give fushimi and array of options. if he doesn't eat fruit, then there are some other things as well—veggies, unfortunately, but he'll have the option of One Dried Fish as well. ]
I'll be there soon.
[ with a basket of treats! like he's going to grandma's house! ]
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#A5211F ; 3/23
But I also assigned you two teachers, too. Nanjo #4FB6C3, and Dextera #030066. You can greet Nanjo right away, if you want, but while you’re still healing, focus on Dextera, first. He has a lot you can learn from.
Oh, and your sparring partner is Caramia #B90B3C. Go tell him you’re a cripple but you’ll fight him later.
There are no changes. If you back out of this, you’re letting everyone down, so go tell them yourself and don’t waste my time again. I’m not holding your hand through all of this, but you can let me know if you have questions. That’s all.
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[ unhappy glaring through yata's door, probably ]
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I'm not asking you to do anything but listen to them without being an ass. What do you want? Coffee? I found a stash recently. It tastes just like everything else, but I bet it's caffeinated.
[Have his observation skills been at work or is this a lucky guess??]
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The caffeine withdrawal has been doing him even dirtier than Guren. ]
How much coffee.
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Two canisters. Good sized, too.
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If you can do that much, I don't mind giving you both. I only had a bit out of the first one.
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[ Fushimi can. Probably pay attention? Maybe? Oh god, does he have to look like he's listening, because Fushimi hates things like making eye contact or --
This is going to be interesting. ]
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#4FB6C3
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[ He's trying to be nice. This is him trying to be nice. ]
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[Your teacher does not mince words and gets right to the point.]
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[ Fushimi isn't exactly a chatty cathy himself, especially when it comes to doing something he doesn't actually want to be doing. ]
#FFDF00; 5/13
Hey, you got the message from Ichinose-san, right? Let's all meet up near the well tonight and figure out how we want to split the patrol duties up.
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[ He actually sounds faintly more invested via text when you can't hear his complete exasperation. ]
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#030066 | whenever, man
Hello, Fushimi. It's Dextera.
I heard from Guren that Yata has become a statue. I know that kind of thing can be scary. I'm sure he'll be back to normal in no time, but is there anything you need in the interim?
I'm still your "teacher," after all.
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I wanted to put him in the lawn to hang laundry off of.
[ he is covering so hard for his internal despair at the new boyfriend statue, you don't even know. ]
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Well, some sun might be good for him.
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Guren says he'll change back, so he's just going to fall on his face when he does.
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[ whatever turns them into statues seems pretty relentless on positioning. some people get caught standing, sleeping... ]
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[ Because Yata is an idiot, definitely. It's actually just like him to get turned into a statue mid-jump, but still. ]
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I’m sorry to hear that. [ like yata died ] I think the statues are breakable, so hopefully he won’t get hurt in such a delicate position.
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[ It's definitely "when" and not "if". ]
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wait ]
Until? I hope he doesn’t get hurt at all.
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I see.
Are the two of you at home right now?
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Yeah. I'm keeping him in the kitchen for now. He's a gargoyle guarding the food.
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Do you have a preference for berries? We have too many to eat ourselves.
[ a very thin excuse, considering there are like 6 people in this house at any given time ]
1/2;
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[ This is honestly a vast improvement; this boy once refused to eat peas for so long everyone started offering to eat them for him until he realized they were trying to be friends and then he spitefully ate all his peas. ]
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I'll be there soon.
[ with a basket of treats! like he's going to grandma's house! ]