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[dualtone]

This is Fushimi.

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[dualtone]

I told you, I don't need any help. You're just wasting everyone's time.

[swordfucker]

Alright, how about a bribe?

I'm not asking you to do anything but listen to them without being an ass. What do you want? Coffee? I found a stash recently. It tastes just like everything else, but I bet it's caffeinated.

[Have his observation skills been at work or is this a lucky guess??]

[dualtone]

[ What the actual fuck. You cheating motherfucker. Fushimi really, really wants to tell him to fuck off (especially since Guren effectively ended their last conversation with the virtual equivalent of a hang up), but also.

The caffeine withdrawal has been doing him even dirtier than Guren. ]

How much coffee.

[swordfucker]

[Hook, line and sinker.]

Two canisters. Good sized, too.

[dualtone]

Fine. I'll listen to them for one can.

[swordfucker]

Good. Then listen, and I'll check with them how you did. If they feel like you really weren't paying attention, it doesn't count.

If you can do that much, I don't mind giving you both. I only had a bit out of the first one.

[dualtone]

Fine. I'll hold you to that.

[ Fushimi can. Probably pay attention? Maybe? Oh god, does he have to look like he's listening, because Fushimi hates things like making eye contact or --

This is going to be interesting. ]

[swordfucker]

Then it's a deal. Good luck, oh dutiful student. You'll have your coffee in no time.