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[dualtone]

This is Fushimi.

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[passio]

Did he get caught in some unnatural pose?

[ whatever turns them into statues seems pretty relentless on positioning. some people get caught standing, sleeping... ]

[dualtone]

He's kicking the air like an idiot.

[ Because Yata is an idiot, definitely. It's actually just like him to get turned into a statue mid-jump, but still. ]

[passio]

[ oh no... is it wrong to laugh? it’s probably wrong to laugh, which is why dextera is glad that he’s on the other side of a computer screen right about now. it’s just that he can see it, and fushimi’s lack of amusement, too. ]

I’m sorry to hear that. [ like yata died ] I think the statues are breakable, so hopefully he won’t get hurt in such a delicate position.

[dualtone]

He's propped up now, so he won't get hurt until he turns back.

[ It's definitely "when" and not "if". ]

[passio]

[ that’s a good attitude—

wait ]

Until? I hope he doesn’t get hurt at all.

[dualtone]

He deserves to fall on his ass for turning into a statue in the first place.

[passio]

[ IT’S NOT HIS FAULT ]

I see.

Are the two of you at home right now?

[dualtone]

[ IT'S ENTIRELY HIS FAULT ]

Yeah. I'm keeping him in the kitchen for now. He's a gargoyle guarding the food.

[passio]

I’m going to come over after all.

Do you have a preference for berries? We have too many to eat ourselves.

[ a very thin excuse, considering there are like 6 people in this house at any given time ]

1/2;

[dualtone]

I don't eat fruit.

[dualtone]

But whatever is fine.

[ This is honestly a vast improvement; this boy once refused to eat peas for so long everyone started offering to eat them for him until he realized they were trying to be friends and then he spitefully ate all his peas. ]

[passio]

[ dextera will take "whatever," since the secret was that he was always going to gather up whatever he could find to give fushimi and array of options. if he doesn't eat fruit, then there are some other things as well—veggies, unfortunately, but he'll have the option of One Dried Fish as well. ]

I'll be there soon.

[ with a basket of treats! like he's going to grandma's house! ]